Forum: Jokes

Conversation between a software engineer and his wife Husband - hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband -...

A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend. "Look up at...

Soot Acha Pehna Hai Boy: Soot Acha Pehna Hai. Girl: Thanx Boy: Make up b Acha kiya Hai.

Chand Kitne Hotay Hain Girlfriend: Chand Kitne Hotay Hain? Boyfriend: 2, Ek Tum Aur Ek Ooper.

On cricket match there was a girl . She painted pakistan flag on her face. A boy kissed and said i love pakistan. :bash:

Rat ko 2 sharabyon ne talaab mai chand ki parchayi dekhi..... 1st: abey ye kya hai ? 2nd: abey ye chand hai... 1st: Sale ghar chal hum...

Master g apne student se: Koe aashqi wala shair sunao.. Student: mota marta moti par, bhooka marta roti par, Master g ki 2 betiyan, par...

1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya...

In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know. Examiner: You r failed, what's your...

Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Riksha wala: 50.. Sardar: 20 lelo.. Riksha wala: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum...

Father: kya baat hai beta Q ro rahe ho? mujhe batao mai tumhara dost b to hoon...!!! Son: Aray yar teri biwi ne mara hai....!!!!

Techr: Btao k chuza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: miss ay gal ayni important nae,... sochan aali gal ay hay k... choocha anday wich warya...

Couple in Train... Girl: "there is pain in my hand" Boy kisses her hand... Girl: "there is pain in my neck" Boy kisses her neck.... Paas...

Pathan India gaya... Waha barish ho rahi thi.. us ne mandir mai ja k bhagwaan ko bahir phenk diya aur bola.... "Kadi naha v lya kr...

Aik sardar doosre se, Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain..:-) Doosra, Woww, Shaadi Kab hai.??? Sardar, Meri 7 Oct ko aur uski 13...

1 sardar bench par leta huwa tha k waha se 1 angraiz guzra or sardar se pucha: r u relaxing? Sardar: no i'm sumret singh!!!! Phr 1...

three friends after exam lucky :- yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor ke aaya hun shyam :- main bhi ! sam:- AREEY! YAAR, teacher...

Larka izhaar-e-muhbt karay to larki k ye 5 jawab ho sakty hain.... 1: No 2: yes 3: Apko dost samjhti hoon 4: i'm engaged 5: I love someone...

Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein? Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey pizza...

1 sardar ne jalti huwi building se 6 aadmi nikale logoon ne phir bhi ussay mara kiun? kiun k wo 6 log fire brigade wale they :rofl: :rofl: