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# Boy 2 a girl: Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hein..

Girl: Aap ki kitni biwiyan hein?

Boy: Aik bhi nahi..

# mallika Sherawat ko air port pe custom walon ne roka aur poocha:

Madam is tiffon box main kia hia ?
Mallika: stupid yeh tiffon nahi mera suitcase hai.

# Dulha on Wedding asks from Dulhan, do you have any boy friend before marriage?
Dulhan become silent..
Dulha: main is khamoshi ko kia samjhoon?
Dulhan: kameeney ruk jaa ginney to de..

# Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k
Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.

[Yasmin Khan]

hehehehehe
kaminay ruk jaao ginnay to do

this nevar be can like this dats why its called joke huh

[Crash]

very nice shering...thankzzz...

[Ahmad]

Nice sharing keep it up
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